it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?