i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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