Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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