i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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