Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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