no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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