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what?
penguin condom
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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