I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize