I am full of burrito and curiosity
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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