is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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