ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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