office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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