those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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