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Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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