i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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