sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
this hospital has no fireball
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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