id be glad to
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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