A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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