I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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