I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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