so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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