yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
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