On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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