You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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