Having a random hookup so left but love u
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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