Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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