Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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