I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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