no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he fucked my hip out of place.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
