I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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