Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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