i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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