glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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