It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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