She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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