What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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