If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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