normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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