A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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