I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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