do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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