Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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