i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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