I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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