I wanna passion pit in your ass
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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