He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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