im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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