Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just tell him i said nine months
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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