I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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