ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.