butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Rumble strips road head = magical
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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