hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
