i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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