Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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