Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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