i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Randomize