How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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