this just has baby written all over it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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it was like having sex with a tree stump
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?