Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises