If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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