yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
